Little Plague

Dec 29

butthurtherpetologist:

i-m-obnoxious:

When people say snakes are evil
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Dec 29

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March 4, 2013
I was unpacking when I heard you walk in. I had on light pink lipstick that I found at the bottom of a box. You put a few things on the counter and handed me my car keys. I kissed you and asked if you could help me move the bed. You said you needed to talk. I keep replaying this over and over in my mind. I don’t think I’ll be able to unpack the rest of our boxes.

April 4, 2013
It’s been a month since you left.
Mark says you’re not coming back.
I can’t sleep.
Are you awake?

May 4, 2013
I finally went to the doctor like you had begged me to.
You were right and yeah, I’ll be fine.

June 4, 2013
I sold my engagement ring at a pawn shop today. I bought expensive lipstick and flowers. I also bought a lot of beer and a carton of cigarettes. I’ve lost a lot weight since you last saw me. My friends from high school that I haven’t seen in years hardly recognize me. It’s weird being back in this town without you. I spend most of my afternoons at the beach. I saw a sea turtle today while I was swimming. I miss eating breakfast food at midnight with you.

July 4, 2013
I stumbled across the video of you in the car singing Taylor Swift. I deleted it before it played all the way through but I have to admit it made me laugh. I can’t remember how your voice sounds saying my name. I broke down and called you. Thank you for not answering.

August 4, 2013
I dropped my cigarette in my lap when you drove past me today.

September 4, 1012
I went on a date.
He thinks Bud Light is “quality beer”.
It just isn’t going to work out.

October 4, 2013
It doesn’t hurt anymore to say your name.

November 4, 2013
Hope you’re doing well.

December 12, 2013
Thank you for setting me free.

These short letters are straight from my notebook, unedited and carelessly written in extremely unattractive cursive. -d.a.h (via beeeandpuppycat)

My new favorite thing.

(via lovelyjezebel)

Dec 29

quote Nineteen things I’ve learned before I turned nineteen.
1. Always carry $5 and a lighter with you (even if you don’t smoke).
2. Ask every person you meet how their day is going. Genuinely ask with the soul intention of learning how their day is. Ask the coffee shop employee. Ask the person next to you in line at Walmart. Ask your distant friend. Ask everyone.
3. Take many photos of yourself. Take photos of yourself when you’re happy. Take photos of yourself when you’re sad. Take photos of yourself because there are millions of trees in the world, and we all look at the same sky, but there is only one of you.
4. Stay in contact with your parents. Try not to hate them. They are the reason you have the ability to feel anything at all. Try not to hate your parents.
5. Opening your skin will not set your demons free. Open your heart. Open your mind. Open your hands.
6. Nobody knows anybody completely. That’s okay.
7. Be gentle, but be aggressive. Take a stand. Nobody hears your voice if you stay silent.
8. Respect everybody. We are all humans trying to survive. We all deserve respect.
9. Wearing black will ALWAYS make you feel better about yourself.
10. Always give tips, whether it be a couple extra dollars or a piece of mind. You never know how much you could be helping someone.
11. Change is the only thing consistent in life. Do not allow that bother you. Embrace chance and move with life, whichever direction it chooses to take you.
12. Smile often. Smile at strangers. Smile at your friends. Smile when nobody is looking and you’re alone in your bedroom. Smile when somebody is rambling to you.
13. Body image means nothing. Your body is merely just a seatbelt in the car. Your body is here to protect you. You choose the direction you go, and your body will not hold you back. Only you can hold yourself back.
14. Don’t hold grudges. Don’t allow yourself to hate anybody. Forgive them. Learn to love them for the person you never got to see them to be. Believe that a beautiful human exists in that person. Wish them well.
15. Drink orange juice. Lots of it.
16. Don’t allow the opinions of others to choose your destiny. We are all simply trying to live our own life.
17. Sing all the time. Sing off key. Sing in a silly voice. Sing like you’re on stage. Sing no matter who is around. Singing is breathing for the soul. Sing.
18. Take time to think. Write your feelings down. Write letters to the people you love. Texting is overrated and not as heartfelt as a nice handwritten letter.
19. Live for yourself. Breathe for yourself. Do everything in your life for nobody but you. This is your life. This is it.

— (via aurelle)
Dec 29

kaorux:

I have put together a few of the posts where people have been incredibly smooth

Dec 29

ruschiae:

a list of sounds

  • high heels clacking on the marble tiles of a church
  • a soda can being opened
  • a plastic-covered library book being pressed flat, crunching the binding
  • a marble rolling on a wooden floor
  • wood popping and crackling as it burns
  • an orchestra tuning
Dec 29
panda-monium64:

quakewithfearpeasants:

neurowolf:

thequeenofthescene:

diagnonsense:

justin wants this image removed from the internet 
you know the drill

oh my GOD

hE waNts thIS IMAGE REMOVED? 5EVER REBLOGGgGg

Rule 0 of the internet:  If you tell us not to do something, we will do it anyway.

SPREAD THIS LIKE WILDFIRE.

panda-monium64:

quakewithfearpeasants:

neurowolf:

thequeenofthescene:

diagnonsense:

justin wants this image removed from the internet 

you know the drill

oh my GOD

hE waNts thIS IMAGE REMOVED? 5EVER REBLOGGgGg

Rule 0 of the internet:  If you tell us not to do something, we will do it anyway.

SPREAD THIS LIKE WILDFIRE.

Dec 29

i-m-obnoxious:

fuckyeahballpythons:

Ball Python embryo from an egg that went bad a few weeks into incubation. 

This is really interesting to look at.

Dec 29

reptileplanet:

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Something a lot of people get mistaken by, is that the anaconda is a species of boa, not its own seperate type of snake

Dec 29
iamyourmotherdammit:

phyerfly:

Movie Night Masterpost (all links working as of 26/10/2013):
The Great Gatsby
Evan Almighty
The Breakfast Club
Clueless
Theres Something About Mary
Clue
She’s the Man
Mean Girls
10 Things I Hate About You
Clerks
Switch
Legally Blonde
Insidious 
Pitch Perfect
Step Brothers
Imagine Me & You
The Silence of the Lambs
The Virgin Suicides 
Warm Bodies
Donnie Darko
Lolita
Pulp Fiction
Girl, Interrupted
The Perks of Being a Wallflower
21 Jump Street
Freaky Friday
Titanic
Pitch Perfect
Forrest Gump
The Outsiders
The Heat
Finding Nemo
Taken
Project X
Grease
The Hunger Games

The Aristocats

Scott Pilgrim vs The World
Lemony Snicket’s A Series Of Unfortunate Events
Fight Club
Mr. & Mrs. Smith
Dead Poets Society
The Hangover
LOL

500 Days Of Summer

Bridesmaids
The Blind Side
Little Miss Sunshine
White Chicks
Easy A
Its Kind Of A Funny Story
Magic Mike
Lord of the rings:
The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring
The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers
The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King
Pokemon:
Pokemon Movie 1: Mewtwo Strikes Back
Pokemon Movie 2: The Power of One
Pokemon Movie 3: Spell Of The Unown
Harry potter:
Harry Potter And The Sorcerers Stone
Harry Potter And The Chamber Of Secrets
Harry Potter And The Prisoner Of Azkaban 
Harry Potter And The Goblet Of Fire 
Harry Potter And The Order Of The Phoenix
Harry Potter And The Half Blood Prince  
Harry Potter And The Deathly Hollows Part 1
Harry Potter And The Deathly Hollows Part 2
Pirate of The Caribbean:
Pirates of the Caribbean: Curse of the Black Pearl
Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man’s Chest
Pirates of the Caribbean: At World’s End
Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides 
Back to the Future:
Back to the Future
Back to the Future 2
Back to the Future 3
Disney:
 Snow White And The Seven Dwarves 
 Pinocchio 
 Fantasia 
 Fantasia 2000 
 Dumbo 
 Bambi 
 Bambi II 
 Saludos Amigos 
The Three Caballeros
 Make Mine Music 
Fun and Fancy Free 
 Melody Time 
 The Adventures of Ichabod and Mr. Toad 
 Cinderella 
 Alice in Wonderland 
 Peter Pan
 Lady and the Tramp 
 Sleeping Beauty 
 101 Dalmatians 
 The Sword in the Stone 
 The Jungle Book 
 The Aristocats 
 Robin Hood 
 The Many Adventures of Winnie the Pooh 
The Rescuers 
 The Rescuers Down Under
 The Fox and the Hound 
 The Black Cauldron 
 The Great Mouse Detective 
 Oliver & Company 
 The Little Mermaid 
 The Little Mermaid II: Return to the Sea 
 Beauty and the Beast 
 Aladdin 
 The Lion King
 The Lion King II: Simba’s Pride 
 Pocahontas 
 Pocahontas II: Journey to a New World 
 The Hunchback of Notre Dame 
 Hercules 
Mulan 
 Mulan II 
 Tarzan 
Tarzan II 
 Dinosaur 
The Emperor’s New Groove 
Atlantis: The Lost Empire 
Atlantis: Milo’s Return 
Lilo & Stitch 
Lilo & Stitch 2: Stitch has a Glitch 
Treasure Planet 
Brother Bear 
Brother Bear 2 
Home on the Range 
Chicken Little 
Meet the Robinsons 
 Bolt 
The Princess and the Frog 
Tangled (HD) 
Wreck-It Ralph 
Pixar:
Toy Story 
Toy Story 2 
Toy Story 3 
A Bug’s Life 
 Monsters, Inc.
 Finding Nemo 
The Incredibles 
Cars 
Cars 2 
Ratatouille 
WALL-E
Up 
Brave 

i don’t this is one night…

iamyourmotherdammit:

phyerfly:

Movie Night Masterpost (all links working as of 26/10/2013):

Lord of the rings:

Pokemon:

Harry potter:

Pirate of The Caribbean:

Back to the Future:

Disney:

Pixar:

i don’t this is one night…

Dec 29